Husband buys his son an iPAD,
daughter an iPOD,
himself an iPHONE
and his wife an iRON.
She wasn't impressed even after he explained that it can be integrated with the iWASH, iCOOK and iCLEAN network.
This triggered the iNAG service, which totally wiped out the iSHAG function......and threatened an iRUN.